So I guess most everybody has heard about the recent meeting that President Obama had with Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr., Cambridge Police Sgt. James Crowley, and Joe Biden over some beer to talk through matters after a perhaps un-needed arrest and some poorly chosen words said on various counts.
Now, President Obama has said that he wants this little event to not be a distraction for us—that the real topic for America right now is health care. I totally agree. The media needs to be talking about the desperate situation so many Americans are in who don’t have adequate health care—those choosing between groceries and medicine, those who are getting shafted by their insurance companies, those who are costing the taxpayers millions and billions because they have no option of affordable preventative health care and end up at the ER getting emergency treatment for stuff that could have been easily managed. Truly, health care is a topic worthy of our attention and something we MUST get figured out soon for the good of us all.
BUT…
When the President of the United States of America has a get together to talk with some folks, and he does it over beer… how could we not take just a moment to reflect on the event? So, if you don’t mind indulging me for just a minute…
The Beer Choices
I must say I appreciate the investigative journalists that have brought us each man’s choice for his beer. I find a person’s choice of beer can sometimes tell us something about that person.
Professor Gates — Sam Adams Light
One of the ad campaigns for Sam Adams includes the slogan, “Sam Adams, always a good choice.” Now I can’t say that I’m a huge Sam Adams beer fan. I’ve had some of their beers that I liked, and some that I couldn’t stand. But I will say that they have a great variety of beers in their line up. I will also say that they have beers with a lot of flavor. For a “macro-micro” they seem to have a lot of integrity to them. As a matter of fact, if I went to a bar that had Bud products, Miller products, PBR, and Sam Adams as the choices on tap, I’m going Sam Adams all the way. No question. So, though it wouldn’t have been the first beer to come to mind for me, I’m thinking all in all it’s a respectable choice.
Sgt. Crowley– Blue Moon (Belgain Ale, I assume, as opposed to their White Ale)
Hmmmm. Interesting. Look, I don’t know anything about Sgt. Crowley. He may or may not have arrested Professor Gates prematurely, or possibly was throwing his authority around. I wasn’t there, I don’t know. What I do know is that him choosing a Blue Moon shows some level of refinement in his beer drinking. Whenever I’m on the road at a restaurant and I am asking what’s on tap, the mention of Blue Moon gets my attention and I think, “OK, this place just went up a notch.”
If you haven’t had it, Blue Moon is a very nice beer. It is full bodied and has a lot of taste. It’s rich and smooth with a good bit of sweetness. It’s made in a Belgian style. In fact, my father in law says it tastes like you are drinking a Belgian waffle! Not too bad of a description, actually! But the thing that impresses me the most about Sgt. Crowley’s decision is that (according to the press picture) it appears he drank the beer with a slice of orange. For those unfamiliar with Blue Moon, this is the “preferred” way to drink this particular brand of beer. When I first heard about the orange slice-Blue Moon thing, I figured it was just a gimmick to make the beer stand out. Kinda like Corona and lime. But, I’ve discovered that the orange actually works well with a Blue Moon. I’m thinking it is the citrus that balances the sweetness of the beer. It may have some similar qualities as the practice of putting lemon in a Heffe (which is the only way to drink a Heffe, by the way).
All this is to say, solid choice, Sgt. Crowley. And whether it was you or the White House staff that put the orange slice in the Blue Moon, it was a very nice touch.
Joe Biden– Buckler Non-Alcoholic Beer
OK, so I can’t say that I know anything at all about non-alcohol beers. Never tried one. In fact, perhaps I should try one so I can have an opinion about their tastes and similarity to “with-alcohol” beer. What I can say is that I’m impressed that Joe Biden, regardless of whatever reason a NA beer was appropriate for him, chose to still have a beer with the other three. He could have had a soda or something else, but that might have been a little awkward. So I’m glad that there are NA beers out there for just such an occasion as this.
Barack Obama– Bud Light
Um… Excuse me… did I hear that right? A Bud Light? Really? Uh… hmmm.
Look, no disrespect, Mr. President. In fact, I have a lot of respect for you. I voted for you. I even helped a little with your campaign. I went to a number of your rallies. I have a lot of admiration for many of your positions on things. But… Bud Light… really?
I mean, if I was the President of the United States, I tell you what I would do. Right next to the White House Movie Theatre, I would have them put in a tap room. It would be a long bar with kegs of the best micro-brew beer the USA has to offer, as well as a few brews from around the world. I would enjoy a huge variety of different fabulous beers over the course of my term, each perfectly matched with my meals or snacks. I would have the hospitality staff at the White House keep me informed of the back story on each beer I drank—where it’s from, what it has in it, even what that brewer was going for in the creation of that beer. Why would I do this? Because I am the President… because I have the ability to sample and admire the finest beers America can muster. So, Mr. President… please…a Bud Light? Really?
OK. I have a theory. You see, I believe that Barack Obama is a smart man. He is an enlightened guy. The things that he studies, he makes good decisions on. He is known for being rational and making informed, progressive choices. You can see it in the way he ran his campaign. You can read it in the positions he has on the issues listed on his campaign website. And when it comes to American culture stuff, he also has made some great choices. He chose UNC to go all the way in the NCAA Tournament. (Which… of course… THEY DID! Go Heels!) When he came to Asheville to prep for a debate, he got barbecue from 12 Bones, arguably the best place in town. When he was followed around for a couple of days by NBC, and he went out to pick up burgers for the White House Staff, he went to Five Guys– another smart, informed, progressive choice. Therefore, I believe that stuff he knows about, he makes good decisions about.
So my theory is that President Obama simply doesn’t know about all the great choices of beer that are out there. If he had exposure to more of these choices, perhaps a beer briefing or something, he would then have the tools he needs to rise up to a more informed and more progressive position when it comes to beer. (Mr. President, I’m more than happy to serve on your Beer Briefing Committee, should you deem me worthy of such an honor.)
One last thing. I have to give the President props for getting these guys together over a beer to talk things through. What a great model of how to work out our differences. Believe it or not, choosing to have these guys talk over a beer is a carefully nuanced selection. Think about it. If they got together over a bottle of Scotch, it would seem like they could only work through their issues if they got hammered. If they met over lemonade, they would have come off looking like woosies. But they met over beer. It’s relaxed. It’s manly. It’s moderate. It’s down right American.
It reminds me of the founding fathers of our country who met over pints of ale in Williamsburg and Charlottesville, VA and Boston and Philadelphia. They discussed things like the need to shake off the tyranny of the English monarchy. They came up with things like the Boston Tea Party and the Declaration of Independence. They hammered out their differences and worked through compromises to the Constitution. This country was in many ways founded over pints of beer!
So, way to go, President Obama. Way to model people “coming together” over our nation’s best beverage.
Now, back to health care.
Wait! I have an idea! Let’s get you and some strategic leaders of congress together over a couple beers and y’all can hammer this thing out!
And Mr. President, this time can I perhaps interest you in something from one of our fine Asheville breweries? After all, we are “Beer City USA.”